dib-membrane:

zims all up and talking to poop dogg askin what the big secret is right

poop doggs just like word up lil man u aint gonna know

zims fed up w/ ur bs dogg

yeah show him what you got

RIGHT THERE GOOD THROW LITTLE MAN

aw yeah revel in that aim

…

whats the html code for a social life

<go> </outside>

404 error

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

neverlookidly:

quirkilicious:

thegoodsonisbad:

highway131:

gqgqqt:

And this is why Peter is one of my favorites.

Peter and Tony get me right in the feels aghfjkslhgkfls

Peter is pretty great

anything involving spiderman is just dialogue gold and i have yet to really hate anything that comes out of parker’s mouth

This happens shortly before Peter dies and is replaced btw. :]

“I think i need to lie down”

“You lie down” *le floor collapse*

perfect lines.

benkersmushoosher:

nightmareloki:

teaonatrain:

limeindacoconut:

shonenshoujokid:

When I was in middle/high school: “Eh, that explains where they got the new Pokemon.” (stopped watching religiously after Johto)

Today:

“ASDKLFJDSKLFGHGHSDLGHDGKHSKGHDSKGSLKHSDGHSKGSGGHDKHGKSGHSL.”

bbbbb :’c

ohmygogoghhfg

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHGUGNFAUHGUFYKH/SOB

dID I JUST BURST INTO TEARS OUT OF NOWHERE

WOW

etteette:

Oingo Boingo - Little Girls

Best Song. 

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on